Yesterday there was a zombie attack in downtown San Francisco. A slow-moving hoard of zombies, moaning "braiiins" and dripping blood, wandered the streets attacking "tourists" and spreading mayhem.

Favorite moments:

• The zombie on a cellphone, calling for brains.
• The zombie that approached the hot dog cart. "Brains. Braiiins! No? Uh... Sauerkraut. Sauerkrauuut!"
• The zombies chasing the Powell Street cable car. "Traiiins!"
• The zombie that lurched out at a passerby, making her jump out of her skin in fright, and then laugh hysterically.
• The extremely nervous look on the faces of bystanders when the zombies swarmed around a tourist, covering them in blood, ripping their clothes, and turning them into a zombie. (These "tourists" were actually willing participants.)
• The zombies at the Apple store. "Brains! Geniouuus braiiins!"
• The "why God? WHY?" look on the face of the gentleman with the Windex at the Apple store who had just finished cleaning the pristine glass staircase when the blod-dripping zombies arrived.
• The woman presenting a talk in the theater at the Apple store bravely soldiering on as the hoard approached. "Hello and welcome to the Apple store. I'm giving a talk on Mac OS X Tiger, so if you'll all take your seats...."

A good time was had by all.

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