Yeah, it was just some pissant holiday to remember a military victory until its proximity to some other holiday celebrating the birth of a nice Jewish boy to a woman of dubius chastity elevated it to its current state of dreidel-spinning, present-giving, latke-eating greatness.

But we'll take what we can get. Happy first night of Chanukah, y'all!

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